Come in and take a pumpkin juice

Oh, he’s just, he’s just curious, that’s all. He’s got this, almost, scientific mind with a thirst for knowledge. He’s like this little Einstein. Some people ask “Why?” Luke asks, “Why not?”
“Why do I have to watch a French movie, I didn’t do anything wrong.”
—Phil Dunphy, Modern Family

If I move my head fast enough, it looks like the can is standing still.
